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A napló közvetlen linkje http://teveclub.hu/naplo/
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I'm actually really nice, until you annoy me.
If her tattoo comes off in the shower, she's too young for you bro.
What pisses me off the most?
When someone comes into my room then leaves without shutting the door!
I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
I hate when i forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
Doesanyoneknowwhatthatlongthingatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
Saying something stupid and thinking to yourself, "Yeah, that sounded way better in my head."
*Girl on facebook* " I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm!" -Or you could buy a coat, bitch!
Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game
"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"
"Yeah.. So is a grenade"
You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay"
Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus.
- If a person is looking into your eyes for more than 6 seconds without blinking he/she either wants to kill you or get laid with you.
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